one might say we're banned from that church
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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