you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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