Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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