do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
