he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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