i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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