just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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