whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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