U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she told me i tasted like america
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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