i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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