it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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