I CAN MOONWALK!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize