So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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