i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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