Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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