GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
