Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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