Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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