is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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