lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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