Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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