3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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We have started to decorate penises.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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