I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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