i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
