I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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