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• (313): View more from Michigan

  mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Are you okay?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'

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• (516): View more from New York

  When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON

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  PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY

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  THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.

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• (619): View more from California

  while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?

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