they need to just BURY HIM!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great