I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen