did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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