I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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