How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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