I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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