You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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