she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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