I need help removing her.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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