If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Tornado booty call.. dedication
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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