ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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