I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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