Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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