i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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