Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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