Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Your topless pictures make me question reality
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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