and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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