We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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