my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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