I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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