We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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