I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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