I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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