12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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