She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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