I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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