..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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