Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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