I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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