does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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