Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
pray to the hookup gods
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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